In 2003, this infamous scoundrel - co-founder of the legendary Sausage Pad and JamMaster of Virgil Q's Dixieland Kazoo Revue - was hired by the United States government in order to better spread awesomeness in the rural, muslim, Dagomba village of Sankpala, Ghana. Quickly elevated to the position of Maliguna ("Chief of Problem Solving"), the Colonel quickly set about kicking ass, busting out haters, and spreading awareness of all things radical over the course of two sun-soaked, malaria-ridden years. Enjoy the odyssey, folks...